"... So I'm Knitting a singlet for Cecil,
a nice wooly singlet for Cecil.
It will keep him as snug as a bug in a rug.
As in its embrace he will nestle,
It's fancy where it should be plain,
but I can't pull it back again.
It's low at the the back, and the front is a V,
And the armholes are not where they are meant to be,
But it's soft, so it's sure to remind him of me..."