VERSE 1: All the girls are going nutty Knitting, Knocking while they're knitting through the day,___
Knitting in the parlor when they're sitting, Knocking just to pass the time a-way,
Young and old are knitting now-a-days, Knitting is the universal craze___
CHORUS 1: Clang, Clang, Clang, Listen to the Knocking at the Knitting Club,
Clang, Clang, Clang, When your name is mentioned some-one's bound to snub__
Now Mrs.__ Jackson starts in roasting pretty Mrs. Scott and Scottys reputation is ruined on the spot,
Knocking so shocking with-out a hitch, Look-out my dear you dropped a stitch, Clang, Clang, Clang,
All your pals are knocking you behind your back, Some-one says "You know that Mrs. Mack,__ She's leaving Jack,"__
Some-one then puts absent Mrs. Flounder on the dish and that's what Mrs. Johnson wants at last she's got her wish
she says, "I hear that Flounder woman's drinking like a fish," Just a little Knocking at the Knitting Club.__
VERSE 2: Tillie has her daily knit with Millie, Lillie has her little knit with Sue,___
Millie takes a little knock at Tillie, Lillie takes a fling or two at Sue,
While the women have their little Knocks, Hubby dear is wearing holey socks.____
CHORUS 2: Clang, Clang, Clang, Listen to the Knocking at the Knitting Club,
Clang, Clang, Clang, Mrs.____ Simpson takes a knock at Mrs. Stub__
She says "I think that woman hasn't one redeaming trait and she's so cross-eyed dearie once she ate out of my plate,"
Knocking so shocking with-out a hitch, Look-out my dear you dropped a stitch,
Listen to your closest pal jus slaughter you, They just__ rip reputations in two,___ You bet they do,____
Every happy family is going on the blink and Hubby stays away at night it's driving him to drink,
and all the dirty dishes are standing in the sink, While they do their Knocking at the Knitting Club.___